Claim #545612332
Incident: Cmmdr is mocked by Ensign without provocation.
Place: Everywhere
Time: Always
Description of Event: The Cmmdr, albeit a travesty of a man, has nevertheless been continually mocked, derided, jeered at, insulted, taunted and teased by the bearded Bourne-bloated Semitic player known as the Ensign.
Damages Claimed: None. The Cmmdr agrees with all the mockery and has just decided to dismiss the claim.
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Dear Sir,
We are in receipt of your recently filed claim #545612332
In addition to congratulating you on your fine penmanship, we offer the following advice:
You're rubber and he's glue
Whatever he says
Bounces off the Spud
And sticks to the Jew.
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