Thursday, November 15, 2018


There once was a bitter old Jew
Whose life was now over and through 
With eyes streaming wet
He’d cry with regret 

“I’m a bottomless pitcher of Rue.” 


There once was a fool so upsetting
He'd waste his life fuming and fretting. 
“My day just consists
Of keeping vast lists

Of things I’m afraid of forgetting!”

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

There once was a Jewish actor
In whose work his beard was a factor 
He played lots of lawyers 
And that is no spoiler 
and continues these parts hereafter 

There once was an actor named Ensign
with legal roles gosh he was fenced in 
parts smarmy and smart 
he played men without heart 
yet to commander these he would mention

LEAR Cont.

An Ensign who liked to burn Joss Stick
While puzzling the Sunday Acrostic
Said “Every employer
Wants me as a lawyer

But only if bearded and Caustic.”

there once lived a fellow named Ensign
with a career quite different from Cranston.
he kept getting top
while the CMMDR got rot

and more and more  rot until the CMMDR basically just said fuck it.

Lear Corner Cont.

There once was a gnome from Cabrini

Whose jobs got progressively Teeny.
Late night in his chair-
He would angrily swear:

“What I’d give for a large dry martini!”

Lear Corner

There once was a man named CMMDR
Who’d grovel and beg and then pander!
When his jobs all dried up-
He Cried into his cup:

“I’m suing the Ensign for Slander!”

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Friday, October 26, 2018

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

Signs of the Times

Wednesday, October 03, 2018

Friday, September 28, 2018


Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Friday, September 14, 2018

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

The Ensign's 3am Queries

Tuesday, September 11, 2018