Monday, May 14, 2018

There's no escape

Saturday, May 05, 2018

The Ensign's Ship Comes In!!

The atom of moisture is on me!! 

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Edward Hopper's Main Street

Who's the man in the window?

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Saturday, April 07, 2018

TOP TEN REASONS Your Last Audition Went THE OTHER WAY....

8—You're kidding, right?
7—What are you, Nuts?
6—How is that even a question?
5—Do Horses fly?
4—Does the Pope Diddle 10 Year Olds?
3—I'm not even going to grace that with a response
2—Are you a fucking idiot?
1—Keep moving, there's nothing to see here.

Wednesday, April 04, 2018

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Word of the day: snoutband (1800s) - someone who is forever interrupting conversations in order to correct or contradict.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Sunday, March 04, 2018

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Thursday, February 15, 2018

 Word of the Day is "nebbish": a timid, meek, or ineffectual person 


 play  \ˈne-bi-shē\ adjective

Ensign: Hello and yes.
CMMDR: Huh? Yes to what?
Ensign: Your question.
CMMDR: You don't even know what I was going to ask.
E: Oh I think I do!
E:   I'll tell you what. I'm going to write down what I think you're going to ask and then mail it to you.
C: I don't have my e-mail in front of me. I'm wondering something.
 I want to know if you think I'm----
E: STOP! No, not your email.  I'm going to send it snail mail.  In a letter.
C: But that could take days.
E: I know.
C: Hmmm. So you're going to predict the question I'm going to ask you by sending it in a letter?? I NEED TO KNOW NOW!
C: Wait, HELLO???

One week later
C: How to annoy the Ensign-Call him.
E: I don't have time for this, they're removing my fingers today.
C: I got the envelope.
E: What envelope?
C: With the question you thought I was going to ask.
E: (Laughing) OH, and did you open it?
C: I'm about to.
E: (Laughing, Crying) GO AHEAD. OPEN IT.
C: (sounds of an envelope being torn open) Huh. How did you know?
E:  (Screeching, crying, laughing, can't breathe) WAS I RIGHT??? WAS I RIGHT??