Sunday, March 11, 2018

Word of the day: snoutband (1800s) - someone who is forever interrupting conversations in order to correct or contradict.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Sunday, March 04, 2018

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Thursday, February 15, 2018

 Word of the Day is "nebbish": a timid, meek, or ineffectual person 


 play  \ˈne-bi-shē\ adjective

Ensign: Hello and yes.
CMMDR: Huh? Yes to what?
Ensign: Your question.
CMMDR: You don't even know what I was going to ask.
E: Oh I think I do!
E:   I'll tell you what. I'm going to write down what I think you're going to ask and then mail it to you.
C: I don't have my e-mail in front of me. I'm wondering something.
 I want to know if you think I'm----
E: STOP! No, not your email.  I'm going to send it snail mail.  In a letter.
C: But that could take days.
E: I know.
C: Hmmm. So you're going to predict the question I'm going to ask you by sending it in a letter?? I NEED TO KNOW NOW!
C: Wait, HELLO???

One week later
C: How to annoy the Ensign-Call him.
E: I don't have time for this, they're removing my fingers today.
C: I got the envelope.
E: What envelope?
C: With the question you thought I was going to ask.
E: (Laughing) OH, and did you open it?
C: I'm about to.
E: (Laughing, Crying) GO AHEAD. OPEN IT.
C: (sounds of an envelope being torn open) Huh. How did you know?
E:  (Screeching, crying, laughing, can't breathe) WAS I RIGHT??? WAS I RIGHT??

Sunday, February 11, 2018

The Mystery of Johnnie Boy

How has this man not been shot???

Friday, February 09, 2018


There he is! Down the hall...heading into an 'audition' in the most glamorous casting office in all of NY.

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

'nuff said


Albanian for loser

Tuesday, February 06, 2018


The shortest distance between two points. Reserve your spot early! First come, first served!
(headstone extra)

Saturday, February 03, 2018

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

The Illustrated Ensign

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

It depends. My guess Future '38 will be here forever....

Thursday, January 18, 2018