Tuesday, September 20, 2011

OUR DEMOGRAPHICS DEPT!


Country: Hackastan

City: Loserville

Population: 1

Current Residents by Name: Cmmdr

Main Industry: Lacking

Natural Resources: Large Expanse of Scalp; ability to mimic wounded surprise and the projection of a non-specific anxiety

Economy: sloughing of cats’ epidermis

Transportation: Loping

Energy: Envy

Arts: Re-runs of Hart to Hart

Weather: who even cares

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