Guy walks into a bar, orders a Neelix. Bartender says 'Sorry bud, no can
do; our septic tank is on the blink. How a bout an Al Archer?' The guy says
'No, too bitter.'
A young lady decides to buy a new television. She goes into Best
Buy and the salesman shows her a beautiful 52 inch smart TV. She asks 'would I
be able to watch BURGLER on this?' The salesman says 'of course!' The woman
says 'then it's not for me.'
A priest and a rabbi are arguing over whether or not Thunder Boat Row
has any value. The priest says it's crap, and the rabbi answers 'you got that
right.' They both agree they'll avoid it if it ever airs again.
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