Monday, January 11, 2016


Guy walks into a bar, orders a Neelix. Bartender says 'Sorry bud, no can do; our septic tank is on the blink. How a bout an Al Archer?' The guy says 'No, too bitter.'

A young lady decides to buy a new television.  She goes into Best Buy and the salesman shows her a beautiful 52 inch smart TV. She asks 'would I be able to watch BURGLER on this?' The salesman says 'of course!' The woman says 'then it's not for me.'

A priest and a rabbi are arguing over whether or not Thunder Boat Row has any value. The priest says it's crap, and the rabbi answers 'you got that right.' They both agree they'll avoid it if it ever airs again.

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