Gentlemen!
Only a few more shop (lifting) (HA) Days till Xmas. Wondering if you have any suggestions for my
husband? He's hard to shop for and very tall.
Ho Ho
Louise Lickem
St. Flappinatem, Maine
Dear LOUISE
Oh, the holidays! There's not much time so let's get right to it:
For the man who has everything?
A Comb is always a pleasant surprise (except for the CMMDR --he uses a wash cloth for styling).
A terrarium filled with little castles for his collection of fish. (If no fish, a good place to keep his comb-see above)(at the CMMDR's house they use the Terrarium for discarded notes. My favorite: TO-Do TODAY! One push-up)
Other stocking stuffers: Spools of wire, Weather Cubes, Elegante Meats and Cheeses.
(at the CMMDR's house they call something else a "stocking stuffer", but we'll leave you to guess what that is) (Hint: Its the other foot.)
DEAR HWHN
Is it wrong?
Ashamed
Goat Head Lane, MT
Dear Ashamed:
Yes. You're going straight to hell.
Sirs!
Been reading your 'blog' for a while and I have some difficult(sic) telling who is who.
Also, can I ask another question?
Robert Spredenchees
Alajaurtaos, NM
Hi Robert
Sorry, one question per letter.
Here's a handy way of telling us apart: The CMMDR is the one whose resume includes rubber, glue, tentacles and a decision to not move with "Only Kidding" to Off Broadway.
The ENSIGN was in STAT.
Hope that helps! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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