Bradley
Cooper is the hottest actor in town! The CMMDR often gets hot at auditions and will
sweat.
Bradley
Cooper is a tall, sexy man; The CMMDR is tall, well, he’s taller than say a
raccoon or a badger or any small mammal like a house cat or a sloth.
Bradley
Cooper was voted the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine; once, many years
ago, an attractive but very drunk woman checked out the CMMDR – but this was a
long time ago and she was plastered.
Bradley
Cooper is offered leads in many, many projects; The CMMDR was recently offered
membership in AARP.
Bradley
Cooper is a major motion picture star and now a major Broadway star;The CMMDR majored
in English at BU.
Bradley
Cooper gets fat paychecks. The CMMDR is fat and getting fatter.
1 comment:
Love this blog and your post.
You left out an important comparison:
Bradley Cooper is playing an Elephant Man.
The CMMDR is, well, you know...
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