Sunday, November 02, 2014

We Answer Our Mail!!!!

Why doesn’t the CMMDR post more? It always seems like the Ensign does all the posting!
 Gary Trittle, Duluth, MN.

Gary, the CMMDR is often - if not always - on stage and does not have the free time the Ensign has. Busy doing theatre, the CMMDR can rarely just shuttle around his domicile worrying, pacing, and penning mean blurbs for a blog maybe three people ever see.

Is the Ensign Jewish?
Teddy Griggs, Port Eunice, AL.

Teddy – does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

I often see the CMMDR in small parts, usually as an idiot or some secondary & unnecessary buffoon. Why is this?
Ina Spelth, Johnston, MO.

Two words: BALD SHORT.

Someone told me the Ensign was happy once. Is there any truth to this?
Bobby ‘Cockman’ Grodlington, Fentburg, ME.

Not true. There was a period of 72 seconds in early October of 1977 when the Ensign felt a modicum of gleeful hope, but it turned out to be a reaction to a drug.

1 comment:

BitterJew said...

Apparently someone had a little time at "tech" while they were lighting the hurricane swept house...