Thursday, August 28, 2014

STUDY COMPLETED

HWHN Study and Follow-up, 2000-2013: frequency of times Ensign has diminished CMMDR via text and/or e-mails for absolutely no reason except to vent his apparently bottomless pool of rancor
Project Overview
HWHN examined a series of missives from the years above in an effort to tally the abuse suffered by the CMMDR at the hands of one very caustic Jew. We will present examples below and thereby illustrate the unprovoked and scathing assaults on the little bald man’s psyche. The aim is to hopefully prevent or at least limit the battery to which the small round pathetic and stubby CMMDR has been subjected.

EXAMPLE 1:

Date 5.16.09; format instant message
ENSIGN: “When you read my e-mails, are you on heroin?”

EXAMPLE 2:

Date 3.12.99; format e-mail
ENSIGN: “WHAT PART OF MY ANSWER DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???!!!”

EXAMPLE 3: ‘why don’t you pull it out right now and shove it into whatever device you use and listen? Oh wait, first you’d have to FIND it and then you’d have to upload or download or drop a load or…”

Date 12.2.05; format text
ENSIGN: “I simply can't believe this is what is occupying your mind this morning.”

EXAMPLE 4:

Date 9.30.13 ; format instant message
ENSIGN: “First, i thought this tired train had left the station long long ago. Obviously OTHER people felt that WAY. Which has always made me wonder why it didn't even occur TO YOU. Third, really? Do you have a google alert for your character's name?  Because if you do the word SAD comes to mind.”


FOR THE COMPLETE RESULTS OF THE STUDY GO TO WWW.WHYSOMORDANT.NET

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