Bizarro World Dept yet again....

ENSIGN: Please – please, enough! Stop asking about me! Boy oh boy!

CMMDR: I’m sorry.

ENSIGN: No, it’s just that your selflessness gets to me after awhile.

CMMDR: Point taken.

ENSIGN: Good. Now. Where were you today?

CMMDR: I went to take a peek at JP’s box.

ENSIGN: Why didn’t you tell me? You know I love boxes. I’m thinking of getting one.

CMMDR: You? Don’t you get everything at home?

ENSIGN: Yes, I do have everything at home, everything I could want. But I envy JP and you with a place to go every day. Did you get a picture of JP’s box?

CMMDR: Yeah, like my billionth one!

(THEY BOTH CHUCKLE)

CMMDR (con’t): Where are you off to now?

ENSIGN: I have a Shark convention in Yonkers.

CMMDR: Ever get sick of all that?

ENSIGN: No. I mean, these folks….  They just are so into D.A Lester Rivers. The character really went off the radar with the fans.

CMMDR: That is so cool! How many episodes did you do on Shark?

ENSIGN: Well ……

CMMDR: A ‘well’ is a hole in the ground my friend.

(THEY BOTH CHUCKLE)

ENSIGN: Speaking of characters. I have a favor to ask. Would you sign this Neelix picture I have? I want to frame it and put it up in my living room.

CMMDR: Are you kidding? I’d love to!

ENSIGN: Hey! Put something funny, like, ‘Hey Dude! Wish you were here in outer space with me!’

CMMDR: (as he signs) That’s great!

(THEY BOTH CHUCKLE)

CMMDR: (con’t): Are you free later?

ENSIGN: Sure. I mean, yeah. I’m free. I’m free now. Later. Whatever. Why?

CMMDR: I wanted to do a gouache rendering of your Obie awards.

ENSIGN: ‘Nuff said – let’s go.

(They get in the ENSIGN’s car)

CMMDR: Did you just have this car detailed??!!!