More of The Cmmdr's Truisms

He who laughs last, laughs best.

He who laughs at the Cmmdr is joined by a multitude, all just chuckling away at his misfortune.

Water, water everywhere,

and all the boards did shrink;

Roles and parts and arcs galore,

And the stout little fool did think

‘why the fuck not me?’

God is dead;

Of pity for the Cmmdr hath He died.

I think that I shall never see

The Cmmdr in anything worthwhile, whether it be TV, film, stage, hell, even radio.

Never gonna see this.

Had we but world enough, and Time,

The Cmmdr might get a role where he’d need to go to a dark, deep place,

But we don’t have that much time,

So mostly if he’s lucky if he plays the waiter.