Monday, March 19, 2012

Ensign Epigrams In A Post Defecatory Euphoria Dept.

To err is human, to repent is divine, to get Any job would
be better than this this sitting around waiting thing with my thumb up my ass. And my knees--Don't Ask.

An ounce of prevention is not really enough after this
27¢ residual from "Diagnois-Murder".  And that was an ARC!

Little strokes fell great oaks.
But does my agent know my number?  I don't think so.

A Penny saved is all I've got left after that "Diagnosis-Murder" check.


lowercase dorothy parker said...

Men seldom makes passes
At girls who wear glasses.
And casting always passes
on girls with fat asses

You can lead a horse to water...
At which point, the horse's agent will call to say that
"It's not going any further."


poor lowercase gothamite's almanac said...

Red sky at night; shepherds delight,
Red sky in the morning; shepherds warning
Red eye back from LA sitting in economy
probably means you tanked yet another pilot test.