Wednesday, October 19, 2011

That Makes An Ass Out of You And Me Dept.

6 comments:

Nobody said...

Veronica.
I am telling you for the last time.
Back. The. Fuck. Off.
Or that pig's head is gonna end up in your bed.

-- Betty

PS: Your jug-heads look totally fake-oh in that sweater. Stuff much?
PPS: Nice camel-toe. I used to have jeans like that. Then my dad got a job.

John Wayne Gacy said...

When I was a boy, these comics were my soft porn.

Nobody said...

There were printing presses back then?
And considering it's a slippery slope into hardcore...
What gave you a "Dagwood" in your teens?
Dick Tracey? Beetle Bailey? Or Henry?

John wayne Gacy said...

Marmaduke.

Nobody said...

Hm.
That sheds a whole new light on the Shaggy/Scooby-Doo relationship.

And now? In these, the waning years of your dotage -- what makes you a man of steel?
MARY WORTH???

Melvin Fredeickson said...

i love Mary Worth! Very few people know she worked for years as a blood-vat cleaner at a turkey processing plant and donated half her salary to the Sisters of Mercy's outreach effort to aid victims of paper cuts. All this while holding a day job as a cartoon character! She was also instrumental in legislating a ban on knitting in Slovenia. And the woman has curves too!