He Who Has Nil
Veronica.I am telling you for the last time.Back. The. Fuck. Off. Or that pig's head is gonna end up in your bed.-- BettyPS: Your jug-heads look totally fake-oh in that sweater. Stuff much?PPS: Nice camel-toe. I used to have jeans like that. Then my dad got a job.
When I was a boy, these comics were my soft porn.
There were printing presses back then?And considering it's a slippery slope into hardcore...What gave you a "Dagwood" in your teens?Dick Tracey? Beetle Bailey? Or Henry?
Hm.That sheds a whole new light on the Shaggy/Scooby-Doo relationship.And now? In these, the waning years of your dotage -- what makes you a man of steel?MARY WORTH???
i love Mary Worth! Very few people know she worked for years as a blood-vat cleaner at a turkey processing plant and donated half her salary to the Sisters of Mercy's outreach effort to aid victims of paper cuts. All this while holding a day job as a cartoon character! She was also instrumental in legislating a ban on knitting in Slovenia. And the woman has curves too!
Melvin, my brother from another mother --I do know. I feel you, man.You don't know the half of it.That man-eating she-devil has curves ON her curves.Dude, she will rock your everlovin' WORLD in six panels or less, make you a turkey sandwich...And then CUT YOU OFF like the fuckin' gas company.I'm telling you, that bitch messed up my shit, but good.
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