Wednesday, October 19, 2011

That Makes An Ass Out of You And Me Dept.


Betty said...

I am telling you for the last time.
Back. The. Fuck. Off.
Or that pig's head is gonna end up in your bed.

-- Betty

PS: Your jug-heads look totally fake-oh in that sweater. Stuff much?
PPS: Nice camel-toe. I used to have jeans like that. Then my dad got a job.

John Wayne Gacy said...

When I was a boy, these comics were my soft porn.

Brenda Starr, Reporter said...

There were printing presses back then?
And considering it's a slippery slope into hardcore...
What gave you a "Dagwood" in your teens?
Dick Tracey? Beetle Bailey? Or Henry?

John wayne Gacy said...


Brenda Starr, Reporter said...

That sheds a whole new light on the Shaggy/Scooby-Doo relationship.

And now? In these, the waning years of your dotage -- what makes you a man of steel?

Melvin Fredeickson said...

i love Mary Worth! Very few people know she worked for years as a blood-vat cleaner at a turkey processing plant and donated half her salary to the Sisters of Mercy's outreach effort to aid victims of paper cuts. All this while holding a day job as a cartoon character! She was also instrumental in legislating a ban on knitting in Slovenia. And the woman has curves too!

Rex Morgan, MD said...

Melvin, my brother from another mother --
I do know. I feel you, man.
You don't know the half of it.
That man-eating she-devil has curves ON her curves.
Dude, she will rock your everlovin' WORLD in six panels or less, make you a turkey sandwich...
And then CUT YOU OFF like the fuckin' gas company.
I'm telling you, that bitch messed up my shit, but good.