Thursday, October 27, 2011

from our trove of news headlines!

CMMDR CONVERTS TO JUDAISM TO HELP HIS CAREER; IT DOES NOT (story p. 37)

1 comment:

Sir Jackie Mason said...

CMMDRberg.
Shabbat Shalom, mister.
So the conversion to Judaism is not working out for you job-wise?
What, you were expecting miracles?
Perhaps try to complain more (aka "kvetch"). 
Also maybe wander the desert for forty years. 
Or try the meshugganah parking lot at The Grove for a couple of hours.

If it's still not sticking, in the career department --
Maybe give it a rest, already. 
And go be a Gay.
Also known as converting to Judy-ism.

Yasher Koach!