Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Ensign's Hideaway

"is ANYTHING all right?"


lowercase gothamite said...

Dear Ensign,
I’m guessing you are a member of the tribe, am I right?
If so, I wonder if you could tell me on what day Tu Bishvat will fall next year.

I ask because I'd like to send out my industry greeting cards in a timely fashion.
zei gezunt,
lc goth

PS: Also, just curious: If you are, in fact, one of the “chosen people”...
Why is it that you are so frequently not?
Chosen, I mean.

Shalom Morris Endeavor said...

Tu B'Shevat (note spelling L. G.) begins at sunset on Tuesday, February 7, 2012, and ends at sunset on Wednesday, February 8, 2012. Expect no calls from the West Coast at least through Thursday Morning.

If the CMMDR, just don't expect calls. Period.

A. Emanuel said...

Hey Mr. Big Shot,
I don't wanna make a big tsmimes out of this, but what the hell kinda fercockt operation are you running over there that you gotta poctchka on the computer on Shabbat? This is perhaps some kinda tsutcheppenish with the farblunjit blog? Because I'm a bit tsetummelt as to why you need to hok a chainik so bad that you bring that kinda shanda fur die goy? I ask you, because you need that like you need a lokh in the kop (alivay).

Even that schmendrick Ensign-heimer -- even THAT alter kaker has enough saykhel to keep his putz out of the pudding for 24 hours.

As to the CMMDR -- luzzem already. That poor schlemiel's got enough tsuris without your ferdrayt narrishkeit in the stew.

A. Emanuel said...

PS: You're fired.