Thursday, January 13, 2011

WE RESPOND TO THE MANY LETTERS COMING IN!

Q. I caught the Ensign the other night on a rerun of Palace Guard.

I was wondering if he could tell me what it was like to work with Tony Lo Bianco? Tony stole the show, though D.W. Moffat was also pretty good.

A. The Ensign says Tony was a nice guy, and if you have a moment later on, even today if possible, could you go fuck yourself?

Q. How short is the Cmmdr?

A. Really short.

Q. Now that the Ensign has four jobs in a row, what will this mean for the Cmmdr?

A. His despair will only deepen and fester until eventually he will become nothing but a roiling ball of suicidal self-hate.

Q. Whatever happened to ‘lil Buddy?

A. Christ, I don’t know. Why do you care?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought these posts were supposed to be funny.