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Q:  I received a poinsettia for the holidays.   I don't have a "green" thumb, but would like to keep it all year.  Is there something I can do or what?


When the days get long -- around late March or early April -- the red of the leaves starts to fade back to green. This is when you want to prune back the limbs to 4 or 5 inches."

The poinsettia requires a sunny spot so that the color will brighten.  Bright morning sun is best.  No sun?  Do what the CMMDR does....return it to the gift giver with a note that asks for cash value instead.

Q: What's the one thing I can do this year to increase my enjoyment of God?

Start by disconnecting the negative battery cable in the car. Proceed with removing the top most accessible parts around the engine. Detach the distributor cover, cap, the cooling fan and the electrical harness. Unplug the fuel lines and store any excess fuel in an airtight jar.  That should get you started.

 Q: Did Kes break up with Neelix or did Neelix break up with Kes??

Seriously?  Its in the episode "WARLORD".  It's not that hard to figure out.  She left him  She wanted space and apparently the ENTIRE UNIVERSE wasn't enough.  Don't worry about Neelix though.  He later moved in with Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman in the episode "Two Babes and an Ottoman Cover".

Q:  How's the diet going?

Not well.

Q:  Career?

Ditto.

Q:  Did the CMMDR mean DRAUGHT or DROUGHT?


Bingo.


Q: How is that an answer?


What do you want?  BLOOD?

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