Q. Has the Cmmdr ever played, like, an important part?
A. Is Al Qaeda known for its opera?
Q. What are the possibilities of the Cmmdr playing Lear one day?
A. Well. I’d guess somewhere up there with the possibility that a crocodile might play Rachmaninoff on a Steinway.
Q. Has the Cmmdr always been known as ’Cmmdr?’
A. No, for many years he went by the nickname Septa, which was short for Septic Tank.
Q. I heard they may bring back the series Related. True?
A. I heard there going to start making helicopters out of meat. True?
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Had to mention RELATED. JUST COULDN'T STOP YOUTSELF.
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