Q. How bald is the Cmmdr?
A. Well, the other day he asked for a hair cut, the barber said ‘which one?’
Q. Is it true The Keys is one of the least praised TV movies in history?
A. Yes.
Q. Will Cabin Boy ever learn the Persian language?
A. Who is this? Who sent this in? What a stupid question.
Q. My friend and I were arguing last night – he claims the Ensign
has played roles other than caustic lawyers, I say no. Please settle this.
A. You’re pal is correct: years ago, the Ensign once played a slightly caustic lawyer.
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