Q. Is the Cmmdr important now that he has an ‘arc’ on a TV show?
A. Not really, no. It’s a TV show. IT’S A TV SHOW. The point is to sell mayonnaise. And many people, with a little encouragement, can behave naturally in front of a camera, and logically as well. The only change in the Cmmdr’s life as a result of this small spurt of employment is he must endure an even greater level of bitterness from the Ensign.
Q. Is ‘L’il’ Buddy little? And who’s buddy is he?
A. ‘Li’l Buddy is little, when compared to the Spoiler. All of us are. And I’m not sure who’s buddy he is. Possibly Jack O’Brien’s.
Q. How is the Ensign holding up?
A. Google ‘Hindenburg.’
Q. Can I be on this blog?
A. If you’re a successful well-adjusted person with a genuine love for life, who yearns to invent and grow and discover, then I would say no.
Q. Why doesn’t Cabin Boy post anymore?
A. Cabin who?
Q. can I talk to the Spoiler?
A. Through prayer, yes.
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