A: That's a really interesting question. The CMMDR once offered Jack Nicholson comps to a production of HARVEY he was touring in. Mr. Nicholson declined. The SPOILER lives near where the whole OJ thing happened. CABIN BOY was in a musical playing the same part that Tom Hanks played in a movie. And the ENSIGN was once offered sex from Kathy Bates. He Declined. L'''l b'''y has never really met anyone famous, but he could tell you who understudied Carol Channing in Hello Dolly. (Joanne Worley)
Q: Is the ENSIGN in debt?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you guys write your own posts, or do you have like, groupies or something to write it for you?And how can I tell who the fuck is who?
A: Only the SPOILER, who never posts, has people to post for him. The CMMDR, who recently became LiL SPOILER (re: 78 show arc on Boston Legal) simply takes posts from other blogs. Most have a striking similarity to Charles Martin Smith's BLOG: IMONESTEPAHEADOFPHILLIPS.ORG.
(LEFT: The successful Charles Martin Smith in the film "Neelix's Final FlapJack.") CABIN BOY mostly workshops his posts, while you can tell an ENSIGN posting immediately by the phrase "I have two Obies.." L'l B''d''y's postings may or not be his, hard to tell...no one's ever finished reading one.Q: How many OBIES does the Ensign have?
A: Two.
Q:How many OBIES does the CMMDR have?
A: 'Nuff Said.
Q: Speaking of the CMMDR, is it true he's in a Pirate movie playing a Pirate?
A: That's nothing...did you see PRIME MATES?
Q: If you had one boat that could only carry two things at a time and you Had a box of SIDES, THE CMMDR, and a dozen TOFUTTI BARS, how could you get them to the other side safely?
A: Oh, you almost got me...trick question. Of course, you couldn't because the boat would sink under the weight of it all. Nice try.
Q: Finally, The SPOILER, THE CMMDR, THE CABIN BOY, and L'""""""B"""Y are all working and making money as actors...people like them and hire them....What the fuck are you doing with your life?
A: This.
Q:Would you like to be shot?
A: Please.
5 comments:
So...wait....did Kathy Bates just walk up and say, "I would like to offer you sex," "Sex on offer," "I'm offering sex today"??? With a twinkle in his eye, Lil'Buddy says, "There's a story here!" He then puts both elbows on the table, rests his chin on his interlaced fingers, and bats his eyes, waiting for the tale.
And I always thought Carol's understudy was Benay Venuta...
Which reminds me:
Benay started wearing turban's, and the woman for whom she was covering at the time, Ethel Merman, said, "HEY, BENAY THAT'S A GOOD LOOK! THINK I'LL TRY THAT TURBAN THING!"
So one Saturday night, Benay stops by Ethel's dressing room to say goodnight, and sees Ethel putting a turban on...but she's got spit curls sticking out underneath.
"Oh, no," Benay says to Ethel, "your hair is supposed to be concealed by the turban. That's the whole point. You shouldn't have pin curls sticking out from the bottom."
Ethel said, "FUCK YOU, BENAY! THEY GIVE ME SOFTNESS!"
Copies of this post are available at the bar in the lobby.
LOL I am laughing so hard ...would you like to be shot? oh god i am howling
jesus christ! even 'L'I'L'''B'"'''u'''''''d''''y''''s posts are friggin' long!
Suggestion to L''''''Y: Let's just stick with Nouns.
Lose the verbs, adverbs, basically anything that's not a noun...let's see if that frees up some more bandwitdth?
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