Ensign to Guest On ‘Inside the Actors’ Stinking Reeking Foul Pus-Filled Left Buttock’

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HOST: You were getting fairly heft sums a decade ago. What happened?
Ensign: I-
HOST: Now it seems financial insecurity is a way of life for you.
Ensign: There’s-
HOST: You’re reading for bit jobs that at one time you wouldn’t have accpeted if they were offered to you.
Ensign: Partly it’s-
HOST: And the work you do get is so far below the radar, it wouldn’t be noticed with a search team.
Ensign: Now, that’s-
HOST: What’s with the beard?
Ensign: What?
HOST: Are they bringing back Al Archer?
Ensign: They said-
HOST: There’s a well-loved TV character. NOT!
Ensign: You don’t-
HOST: We’re gonna take a break, we’ll be back in a minute with The Ensign.
Ensign: Wait-

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