Edited Transcript:
Host: We're here with the CMMDR. And I must say, in person, you're bigger than a house.
CMMDR: (chewing) Shflwt me and 0ekdfo
Host: Could you not speak with your mouth full? It's like peering into a sewer.
CMMDR: (Really just chewing and gulping) FLPGBHJOOO
Host: My god, you're disgusting. You're a talking SOW.
CMMDR: (Chewing, droolling,chug-a-lugging canned potatoes)FGH OUPO-GUT ME.
Host: I understand they've dropped you from S.A.G. and you've now joined W.S.A.G.
CMMDR: (tearing into raw pork) WHAT's That?
Host: WIDE-SCREEN Actor's Guild.
CMMDR: (licking rinds) Ha, that's--
Host: Seriously, did you Drill Tovah Feldshuh?
CMMDR: (Stops chewing). (Swallows) Heh heh. (Pause) I don't want to talk about it.
to be continued...............................
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