Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Inside the Actors Duodenum

Edited Transcript:

Host:  We're here with the CMMDR.  And I must say, in person, you're bigger than a house.
CMMDR:  (chewing) Shflwt me and 0ekdfo
Host:  Could you not speak with your mouth full?  It's like peering into a sewer.
CMMDR: (Really just chewing and gulping) FLPGBHJOOO
Host:  My god,  you're disgusting.  You're a talking SOW.
CMMDR: (Chewing, droolling,chug-a-lugging canned potatoes)FGH  OUPO-GUT ME.
Host: I understand they've dropped you from S.A.G. and you've now joined W.S.A.G.
CMMDR: (tearing into raw pork) WHAT's That?
Host: WIDE-SCREEN Actor's Guild.
CMMDR: (licking rinds) Ha, that's--
Host:  Seriously, did you Drill Tovah Feldshuh?
CMMDR:  (Stops chewing). (Swallows) Heh heh. (Pause)  I don't want to talk about it.

to be continued...............................

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