Bible HO!

Ecclesiastes 10:1-3 As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honor. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of CMMDER to the left. Even as CMMDR  walks along the road, he lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is.  

Acts 22:7 I fell to the ground and heard a voice say to me, ‘Saul! Saul! Why do you persecute me?’

Mathew 7:3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the crap on Ethan’s IMDb page?”

Proverbs 9:13-17 

The woman AGENT is loud; she is seductive and knows nothing. She sits at the door of her house; she takes a seat on the highest places of the town, calling to those who pass by, who are going straight on their way, “YOU DIDN’T GET IT. YOU’RE TOO OLD. THEY WENT ANOTHER WAY!” And to him who lacks sense she says, “Stolen water is sweet, and you need to redo your reel.”

1 Samuel 14:2

 Saul was staying on the outskirts of Gibeah under a pomegranate tree in Migron. With him were about six hundred men, a few crew members, and a tatooed hair dresser in a sinful top who asked “Doth Thy Use Lip Balm?”

Zechariah 7:9-10 This is what the Lord Almighty said: ‘Administer true justice; show mercy and compassion to one another. Do not oppress they who shall not put a pin in you; know they have a name in the wings’

Hebrews 13:1-5    Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, “Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you and are you kidding with that self-tape?”

John 2:17 The world and its desires pass away, but whoever does Calling It Quits shall live forever.

Fectoriians 23:5 Wherever thou goeth, beware yay those of my flock knoweth not of Younger.

Renbuhuvkah 12:23. And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonite shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering. Except background.  They have to wait until everyone else has eaten.”

Melacholian 17:3a “ ..... and though thou play idiots, and are in fact an idiot, know you are appreciated by no one, for it falleth on thee to fail.”

Deuteronomy 23:1

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.  Not so fast CMMDR.

Toragnetch 3:65 Wheresoever thou hath pride, in his wisdom God shall diminish it thus by  being 89 on call sheet.