Word of the Day

ullage
n. the amount a container lacks of being full


the phone rings---
ring-ring-ring
CMMDR: (answering)WHAT? 
Ensign: How did you know it was me?
CMMDR:  Its four a.m.  This better be important. 
Ensign:  Can I ask you a question?
CMMDR: Jesus, what?
Ensign: I'm sorry, are you busy?
CMMDR:  .....
Ensign:  As regards your career-
CMMDR: Does it have an extreme amount of ULLAGE?
Ensign:  YES! And?
-click-