Sunday, November 20, 2016

Letters Arrive and WE ANSWER!!!

DEAR HWHN:

I heard the Ensign recently did a film on a horse. Is this true? Did it look very strange?

Best,

Kelvin Sebb,
Batock, KS.

Kelvin:

EXCUSE ME!! WHERE DID YIU HEAR THAT?
Other than the director of said film, some of the cast, and six other people, no one knew of this. How did you find out? It’s not a secret, it’s just that practically no one is aware of it.

Dear He Who Hasn’t Much:

What’s the difference between the CMMDR and The Rodetsky March?

All my,
Micky Sheet,
Belnberg, Moldova

Micky:
It’s THE RADETSKY MARCH.
And what they share in common is nothing.
The Radetsky March is a well known musical piece as well as a formidable and respected novel.
The CMMDR is a dumpy, stocky, chunky little squat fuck with no hair and a stumpy awkward lope of a gait who is best remembered -if at all - for attempting an acting career.

Dear He who HAS nil:

Are you guys too old now to really matter in any way?

Bobby Bob Bobber,
Lost, MN.

Dear Bob:
Yes, that’s true.
Why we try is like the Lazarus effect one sees
In brain-dead failure patients.
It means nothing.
And Bob, thanks for asking.


2 comments:

Ensign said...

There's a typo in the response to Kelvin which is troubling. Other than that-shoot me.

J. Koh said...

Still incredibly annoyed by typo. Does it take that much to check your spelling? Are you people idiots?