CMMDR's WORD WARREN

WORD OF THE DAY

faineant

n. one who does nothing; an idler

Phone rings-

CMMDR: (Hopefully) Hello?

Ensign:  (Irritated)  Yeah, hi.

CMMDR: (Disappointed) Oh, yeah. (pause) (small voice) It's you.

Ensign:  (Agressive) Yeah, Me. 

CMMDR: (Looking for a way out) Um..

Ensign: (Probing and Just About Had It)  What are you doing? 

CMMDR: (Desperate) Now? 

Ensign: (Enraged) No, LAST TUESDAY.

CMMDR: (Inches from Death) Sorry, I'm....I'm...

Ensign: (THAT'S IT) A FAINEANT????

CMMDR: (Brains splattered on Rug)...affffhhhhffhlck..

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