More F**KING Mail

Dear HWHN:

I read your blog every day.

I am an idiot, and I am in an institution.

Best,

Hank Bristle, Krygdunsti, Tajikastan

Dear Hank,

We don’t care what you do or where you live.

Best,

HWHN

Dear Sirs:

What do you guys do for FUN!!!??

Best,

Shi’thead Rexingbaum,

Nsxhatypllshsynanoqqmxxzm, NJ

Dear Shithead (sp?),

The CMMDR spends many hours on his hobby of keeping lists of things he needs to do. One of those things is updating the list of things he needs to do. So far, the only thing on the lists he’s accomplished is updating the lists.

The ENSIGN finds immense pleasure in looking at notices of which actors have been cast in upcoming projects. He gets a big kick out of not finding his name anywhere.

Lil’ Buddy and the Cabin Boy are all vamoose, all gone,

no longer blogging; they blog no more; they go bye-bye. They are missing out on extraordinary fun, huh Shithead? HUH???!!!

WHAT FUCKING FUN, RIGHT? YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

Dear He Who Has Nothing At All,

Do you guys travel?

Best,

Eddy

Dear Eddy,

The CMMDR went to his post box on 59^th street, but that was awhile ago. The ENSIGN has a car.

Always,

The editor