Thursday, December 03, 2015

We Answer Our Mail!

We receive letters each month and though we wish we had the time to answer all of them it’s not always the case. But we do our best. Here are a few we found that we thought our readers might find interesting.
                  The editors.

Dear HWHN:
What do you guys do with your lives and how old are you? My friend is convinced you are stupid but I think you’re really stupid.
                  Best,
                  Quincy Frightstien, Help, AL.

Dear Quincy:
Thanks so much.
Best,
The Spoiler



Dear CMMDR & ENSIGN,
         Dr. Bernard Krump in Crossing Jordan was a singularly dull character. The part added nothing to the show and could have been played by a postal inspector. Why do television producers allow this kind of shit on the air?
Affection,
Ken Forn, Vomat, SO.

Ken,
Good question. Not sure how this stuff gets by. There are some good shows though. Look at GIRLS, or VEEP, or even THE GOOD WIFE.
Best,
Cabin Boy

Dear sirs:
Why are so many of the entries on this blog contributed by the Ensign?
Confused,
Dadidoff, USSR

Dear Confused,
The Ensign has so much time on his hands and needs to be busy. The blog is a wonderful outlet for his pent up energy and rage. It’s a good thing.
Best,

Little Buddy

2 comments:

Pissed said...

VEEP? GIRLS?
What about SAUL? BILLIONS? STAT????

Ensign said...

What's wrong with needing to be busy?