We go 'a-birding

The Common Denny Loon

(Hebrewus Lesser)

Now uncommon in parts of its limited range near Law and Order locals,

A-listed film sets, most of LA and NY metro areas.

A sad moaning in casting office thickets announce the presence of the Common Denny Loon, an elongated one-note ‘was.’

If an observer approaches it will pitch a four-note ‘turn-ed-a-cornor, turn-ed-a-cornor.’

If un-disturbed will feed on oat crumbs, pretzel detritus, anger.

Young Common Denny Loons are vulnerable to most representatives.

Natural enemy is the Great non-tufted CMMDR (Sackuvflab Family).