The Common Denny Loon
Now uncommon in parts of its limited range near Law and Order locals,
A-listed film sets, most of LA and NY metro areas.
A sad moaning in casting office thickets announce the presence of the Common Denny Loon, an elongated one-note ‘was.’
If an observer approaches it will pitch a four-note ‘turn-ed-a-cornor, turn-ed-a-cornor.’
If un-disturbed will feed on oat crumbs, pretzel detritus, anger.
Young Common Denny Loons are vulnerable to most representatives.
Natural enemy is the Great non-tufted CMMDR (Sackuvflab Family).