DARN! Better Luck Next Time Dept.

Huge asteroid 2004 BL86 will hurtle past us on January 26..Although NASA insists there is no cause for panic – the giant space rock will pass by at a distance of 745,000 miles – in space terms this is actually not that far.

When asked about this event the CMMDR muttered "I was on Star Trek for 7 Years. I didn't care about asteroids..I wanted to nail KES. So why do I give a shit about some large rock? Hey,  Want to hear me narrate the story of Slavoxia again from HAUNTING OF DECK 12?.....Hello?"