QUAKEBUTTOCK n. a coward. The Ensign and CMMDR couldn't decide who was the bigger quakebuttock. "You are." trembled the Ensign. "I am?" shuddered the CMMDR. There was a pause. "Aren't you scared of everything?" queried the Ensign. "I wouldn't say I shouldn't." droned the CMMDR. "What does that even MEAN?" snarled the Ensign. "Uh-oh, Hymie's annoyed" chortled the CMMDR. They parted, never deciding who was truly the bigger quakebuttock.