QUAKEBUTTOCK
n. a coward.
The Ensign and CMMDR couldn't decide who was the bigger quakebuttock.
"You are." trembled the Ensign.
"I am?" shuddered the CMMDR.
There was a pause.
"Aren't you scared of everything?" queried the Ensign.
"I wouldn't say I shouldn't." droned the CMMDR.
"What does that even MEAN?" snarled the Ensign.
"Uh-oh, Hymie's annoyed" chortled the CMMDR.
They parted, never deciding who was truly the bigger quakebuttock.
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