But, as happens in the life of an actor (nee WHORE) a few weeks ago said ENS. received a mass e-mail telling him that the film he had loathed so much was opening at the Berlin Film Festival. And then SxSW! "Well well well" intoned a small inner voice from beneath the sound of his father guzzling Beefeater gin, perhaps the steaming pile was way better than he thought! Maybe The beautiful tall German Commandant Filmmaker had pulled it out of her goose stepping bag, the editing had been magical, and it was transformed from dung into the erotic emotional thriller it was meant to be! Of course it Had. He'd been wrong before. YES! This inspirational fable was going to take home the Golden Swastika at the Fest and would kick the E. back into the Casting World's radar, giving him one last heave-ho in the twilight of his quickly fading years!! A reason TO LIVE. FINALLY.
So, on this cold grey winter morning Old E-Loser got up, made a cup of strong black Dickasons , and decided to google around the inter-web to see if there were any reviews.
And Google replied: Yes. There is a review.
Just one. Do you want to see it?
And E-Desperate clicked yes:
a new york city sex surrogate suffers a vaguely lynchian breakdown that's somehow connected to the tiles in her shower or something.......i thought this was formless and facile garbage. ........would recommend SXSW audiences avoid.
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