CMMDR's CAPTION CONTEST CORNER DEPT.

"Its not that hard..Its a sandwich. Slice it. Down. THE MIDDLE."

"As you can see, I've lost my mitten."

"No, no. This is just 'Phasers on STUN'.
'Phasers set to KILL' will look quite different."

"Now just keep walking forward till my hand is between them.."

"So, you're saying those are real?"

"5 words. First Word...."
"STUMP?"
"No.."
"TOAD?"
"yes."
                   
"Tell me Honestly, is Reed even awake right now?"

"Let me get this straight.  You're saying I'm squat, trunk-like, and pathetic?"

"You get any closer and those breasts get slapped. You get me?"

" "In this same interlude it doth befall
  That I, One Snout by name, present a wall;
 And such a wall, as I would have you think,
  That had in it a crannied hole or Chink, through which--"
--WRONG PLAY YOU IDIOT!"