at his postal box,
where he was retrieving his mail.
US: Getting your mail?
CMMDR: No, I’m painting my taint green – what the fuck do
you think I’m doing?
US: That’s a fair amount of stuff there.
CMMDR: (putting his
mail in double bolted, triple locking aluminum briefcase). Yes.
US: I see you lock it up. Keeping it safe.
CMMDR: What the fuck do you want?
US: Just checking in. We’ve heard you just wrapped a film in
Salt Lake. What was it called?
CMMDR: What was what called?
US: The film you just did.
CMMDR: The title?
US: Yes.
CMMDR: Yeah, it’s, uhhhh. It’s called, umm. What. It was
called, ummmm. They named the film. You know. This name they have for the film.
US: What?
CMMDR: It’s the title of the film.
US: Yes?
CMMDR: What?
US: The name of the film?
CMMDR: Right.
US: What was the name of the film?
CMMDR: (Silence)
US: OK. Well, who did you play?
CMMDR: What?
US: What was the character’s name?
CMMDR: The guy I played?
US: Yes
CMMDR: This fellow was called - what was his name?
US: What was the character’s name.
CMMDR: What’s your problem? The guy had a name. His name,
what his name was, was, that he had, that he was, he was a professor.
US: Fine. Moving alomg. So, you’re soon ankling to LA to do
another little film.
CMMDR: Yes, yes, yes.
US: What is this one?
CMMDR: Whoaa!! These questions!
US: Honestly, I don’t think-
CMMDR: I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece! (the CMMDR drops a massive amount of post-its
he is transferring to his back pack. They litter the floor).
US: What are those?
The CMMDR graBs the
notes and sprints away.
3 comments:
HOWLING!!!
Really?
He sprinted???
SPRINTED???
Really.
Check spelling. He GRANS HIS NOTES???
Two words: PROOF READ
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