Character: 60 +. He is bald, stout, a non-entity. May have been somewhat significant to a small number of other losers, but that was years ago. One speech, one scene.
Passover Season. THe Great great grandchildren of his only son ignore him. He is rushed to hospital and pronounced dead. One Scene..One Gutteral sound.
Cubby McStoopy. Senior citizen. Folded in on himself, a cave of a man, but must be flabby as well. A sigh.
This Little Nothing has opened a Banjo Store in a small town in Vermont. In the episode he is murdered violently by those that don't care For banjo music. No Scenes.
Psychiatrist. 80, but looks 70...THis Freudian Old School therapist analyzes Angela Lansbury's Private Parts. No phone calls. No submissions. Actually, no part.
Lawyer 30-90. Arrogant. Snide. Uncharismatic. One speech defending Empty Chair. Think Dennis Boutsikaris with talent. Stays in trailer.
Uncle Corky. 67+ He is a victim. Not liked. Think Ethan Phillips, but less porcine. Must not speak. Works after film is shot.
Man by gate. Desiccated but still need greasy look. shaves Joanne Whorley's taint, but botches the job. Not allowed on set.
Old Man's Left Hand. One day guest-star. Must have hand.
Professor Fucky. An idiot. Drools. Do not submit.
Shit on a stick. Please submit only people named Dennis Boutsikaris.
Crap. Will consider puke.
Bile. Works yesterday.
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