CMMDR: (out of breath) Hel-Lo?
ENSIGN: Whoa. You sound out of breath. Have you been-
CMMDR: Out for my 10 Mile run? Yep!
E: Impressive. When's the Marathon?
C: In the fall. I'm ready. But enough about ME...how are you? Did you work out that computer problem I helped you with?
E: Yes. Thanks again. How you knew how to Zap The Pram I'll never figure out.
C: Technology is your Friend, Boots.
E: I have so much to learn from you.
C: Again..enough about me. How's everything else? Did you get the birthday present I picked out for you?
E: BOTH OF THEM. Is your middle name "GENEROUS" or what?
C: Stop, stop, Anything for a friend.
E: I can't imagine how i'll ever use up that gift certificate.
C: (Laughing warmly) Oh, I"m sure you'll find a way. How's your new neighbors?
E: Perfection. I just had dinner with them.
C: You're lucky to be so close.
E: Well, you know what they say.
C: No what?
E: I was hoping you would, I have no idea.
-they both laugh-
C: I always fall for that.
E: Everything I SAY I learned from you.....Anyway, they're great. And they're going to record the song I wrote for them.
C: The "Beautiful Bamboo Fence" ballad?
E: Yes. And they asked if you would autograph the VOYAGER Boxed Sets they bought for their agents and friends.
C: Always. I never tire of it. That reminds me, can I ask YOU a favor?
E: Anything.
C: Could you send me that mp3 of ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL again? I'm working up
a sax solo...oh, wait, just a minute, I'm getting another call....oh, its my agent. Nevermind, I'd rather
talk with you.
E: Did that Test Deal get finalized?
C: Yes. They've sweetened it with all kinds of wonderful perks. Free Health Insurance for Life!
E: Speaking of Perks....want to talk Nip Slips?
C: (chuckling)Oh, no. (seriously) Those days are over. And you should think about giving up cheap objectification of Women.
E: I already have.
C: GOOD! Anyway, are we still on for tomorrow?
E: JFK. 6pm?
C: Vatican City here we come.
E&C: Its NEW POPE TIME!!!
3 comments:
Thanks fellas.
Seriously, on behalf if the left one,
and the (noticeably perkier) right one...
we all of us, extend our humble thanks.
Please bring this kinder, gentler spirit with you
into your fierce papal negotiations!
looking forward to white smoke!
Xoxo :)
GS's B
Oh, sorry. But the CMMDR didn't think this post was particularly funny. Or NOT as FUNNY as his previous post regarding the funny GOUACHE paintings of the Ensign's OBIES. Or DETAILING the Ensign's car. The Ensign will no longer post anything because he is just
not as amusing. As a matter of fact, he will never speak again.
Jesus Christ, what's happened now???
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