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C: (In 'funny' old man voice) Hello, Melvin Kirbloom.
E; I don't have time for this.
C: Wow, you're irritated? Something I never expected to hear from you.
E: I'm already sorry I called.
C: I have so little.
E: I know.
C: And I'm sick.
E: SO IT BEGINS.
C: On Sunday at 3 I was feeling nauseated--
E: And then?
C: ---and then at about 6
E: Really 6?
C: --Or maybe 7-
E: IT DOESN'T MATTER-
C: ---I felt a LITTLE better, but then-
E: At 8?
C: Yes, 8!
E: OH NO. WORSE?
C: Yes, It was worse again.
E: I hate to ask but--
C: Any Diarrhea?
E: You took the words right out-
C: Bingo Jewish scum, Diarrhea! AND Nausea.
E: BOTH? ARE YOU TELLING ME BOTH?
C: Exactly.
E: I'm floored.
C: BUT WAIT.
E: This is an amazing story so far-
C: WAIT! THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING!!
E: Hold on. I'm getting a pen. I have to get this down.
C: On Monday I felt-
E: A little better?
C: Have I told you this?
E: (writing) Monday....felt....better...
C: Tuesday: Weak again.
E: (writing) Tuesday: WEAK.....what did you do?
C: (distracted)About what?
E: Your weakness, your--
C: --Shit, I'm getting another Call---
E: Oh no! We still haven't gotten to Wed. Thursday and-
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