A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that the listener can't help but laugh.
"The CMMDR continued with one JAYUS after another. The derisive laughter only egged him on to greater and greater JAYUSes. He was later hung by the neck till dead."
TORSCHLUSSPANIK - [German] Literally: “gate-closing panic.” The fear of diminishing opportunities as one ages. Most frequently applied to women who race the “biological clock” to wed & bear children.
Less commonly applied to the race to audition for any type of role that does NOT have the word "MARM" attached to it.
"lowercase gothamite received a call from her agent regarding her availability for an adult diaper commercial -- which caused the surly barren spinster to suffer a fit of torschlusspanik."
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TORSCHLUSSPANIK - [German]
Literally: “gate-closing panic.”
The fear of diminishing opportunities as one ages.
Most frequently applied to women who race the
“biological clock” to wed & bear children.
Less commonly applied to the race to audition for any type
of role that does NOT have the word "MARM" attached to it.
"lowercase gothamite received a call from her agent
regarding her availability for an adult diaper commercial --
which caused the surly barren spinster to suffer a fit of torschlusspanik."
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