The CMMDR, old, still lives.
Record Setter for Shovel in Forehead.
MANHATTAN, NY (AP) The CMMDR, who holds
the Guinnness World Record for living the longest with a shovel in his forehead
-62 years and three months –is still around on Monday, at a brick re-pointing
facility in this larger North East city.
The Cmmdr’s business colleagues buried
a shovel in his massive forehead soon after he tried to enter the entertainment
business in 1976. Doctors left the shovel in place because they A) thought
he looked better and B) that he deserved it.
He learned in 2006 that he was the
world record holder in the category of LONGEST TIME TO LIVE WITH A SHOVEL IN
THE FORE HEAD.
When reached at his empty box-ridden
about-to-be-a-memory home, knowing he'd been beaten, The ENSIGN had no comment.
Shortly after, screams were heard between the munching of oat products.
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