-----after a long uncomfortable pause....
RISA: Okay maybe we need to do a little REPETITION excer--
ENSIGN: Nothing, nothing, nothing.
RISA: NO, NOT WITH YOURSELF. WITH A-- (pointing to JPA with her hand raised) WHat?
JPA: Did you know that I'm related to Stella A.?
RISA: (annoyed) REALLY?
JPA: (in a very small voice) no...I was just making a---
RISA: Okay. Thanks for slowing me up. Let's start REPETITION! The two of you: Baldy and Ron KIKE-a-like: GO.
-pause-
CMMDR: Bang
ENSIGN: INNOVATIVE
CMMDR: Bang
ENSIGN: TRIAD
CMMDR: BANG!
ENSIGN: TALENTWORKS
CMMDR: Bang!
ENSIGN: APA!
RISA: STOP!
.(PAUSE)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JPA: (WITH HER HAND IN THE AIR) I KNOW! I KNOW!
RISA: Jesus, WHAT?
JPA: Um...did you know I'm more of a "downtown" actress?
RISA: uh-huh
JPA: (pause) oh...
ENSIGN: I thought the object of the exercise was to list agencies that have dropped me?
RISA: Wrong. And you? Tree stump? What were you doing?
CMMDR: Making the sounds of my building. Want to hear more?
RISA: Have you people paid me yet?
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