Thursday, March 15, 2012

Poor Lower Case Gothamite's Almanac Dept.

A breakdown a day,
keeps the jobs far away.


An stitch in time saves nine
callbacks for the copy writers who haven't bothered
to write anything because they have no idea what the client wants.





Early to bed, Early to Rise
And You'll be out of the running for 6 out of 13 on THE HOUSE OF CARDS




A picture paints a thousand words
Which is a relief because the resume is for shit.


April showers bring May flowers.
And also the Up-Fronts
In which I will not be participating.



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
who will probably lose his Equity health insurance this quarter.



Variety is the spice of life
But seriously does anyone really read it anymore?
"Boffo?" "Ankled?" Who the fuck cares???

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