Friday, November 18, 2011

The Road Not Taken Dept.


Acme Maid Service said...

And just WAIT 'til you see how she polishes the doorknobs!

Ensign said...

With 331/3 lps??

Hazel said...

Oh Mr. B.
You meant "RPMs"

RCA Victor said...

No H., I MEANT 33 1/3 LPs. Long Playing Records. As opposed to the 45 she was using to create static in her cleavage...

His Master's Voice said...

Ok. All right. Lookit.
What's happening here is this:
We are on 2 RADICALLY DIFFERENT joke trains with this one.
2 different tracks of "probably not even that funny to begin with."
I simply CANNOT turn around to explain.
I'm on a tight schedule, here.
I got tickets to punch.
And other passengers.

His Master's Voice said...

"and other passengers"
(yes, to punch)