Thursday, November 03, 2011

MORE FAILED EMCEE ONE LINERS!

Well, the Greeks may put us all in a hole, huh?
I hope the Cmmdr has room!

And what about this gal Bachman? I mean,
jeeze, is it just me, or is the Ensign competent in playing lawyers?

And Obama's out campaigning. Maybe the Cmmdr
can get someone to turn his taint into an 8/10.

2 comments:

Ensign said...

Again with the damn TAINT.

Bob Orben said...

Dear Sir or Madam,
We are in receipt of your recent application materials to the "Bob Orben Ten Steps To Total Emcee Empowerment" Correspondence Class. Normally we pretty much accept ANY applicant desperate enough to refine their "craft" by way of the proven Orbenetics! System (trademark pending). Unfortunately, because you misspelled "correspondence," AND your submission materials were so dismally sub par, we feel it's best that you forgo the master class webinar for the time being. We suggest that perhaps you try your (dubious) luck in one of our classes geared to the Orbenetics! fundamentals such as "Uncle Mike's Open Mic Night!" Or maybe try a local Toastmasters Club, if such an enterprise is available in your area (Dipshit County? According to your hastily scrawled return address?)  Of course, as per our iron-clad policy, your deposit will not be refunded.

Keep On Yuckin'
Sir Robert Orben
Emcee Emeritus

BE/lcg