Briefly seen near an old abandoned urinal a week ago (see post below), the small failure has since gone missing again. A few days ago reports indicated he had surfaced near a wedge of space on the outskirts of Duluth, but what was thought to be the Cmmdr turned out to be an accumulation of sludge. Similar mis-sightings occurred this week in Albuquerque (toxic waste), the Bay of Fundy (an illegal garbage spill), Bridgeport (rendered fat), and in Reno (a pig’s cock). All were initially, falsely, believed to be the Cmmdr. One tip received just yesterday claimed the Cmmdr was staked out in the north west corner of downtown Bangor, but it turned out to be a two hundred pound bag of fresh manure. The search continues.