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Dear Sirs:

My girlfriend and I were cleaning out her grandparents garage this summer and found, wrapped in an old stained tee shirt under a filthy abandoned cat box, an ancient VHS copy of LOVE, LIES, AND MURDER. Is that the Ensign playing the role of Baruch?

Best,

Ollie & Harriet Gopherberg

Dear Ollie & Harriet:

Yes.