Separated at Birth Dept.

THE HAGUE — Ratko Mladic made his long-awaited appearance on Friday here before an international court that has accused him of genocide and multiple other atrocities, including fathering a child known in this country as the CMMDR, a C-List Character Actor known for Benson and not much else quickly dismissing the charges read out to him as “obnoxious” and “monstrous.” especially "the outrageous charge that that Actor is related to me. Did you see CHESTNUT: THE STORY OF A HORSE"  Genocide, shmenocide...that was a piece of shit."


The CMMDR refused to return phone calls.