Two more limericks that run out of steam toward the end and yet have meaning.

The Ensign's a loser, its true!
Yet this is not shocking or new
   Why he tries? I don't know.
   For His life's one big "NO!"
Yes its tough for that also-ran jew.

His phone although working won't ring!
And others successes just sting.
  THe cast lists of those
  Not rejected, but CHOSE
Just remind him that he's a piece of shit...