Out of the Joke Vault!

For his birthday, little Cmmdr asked his dad for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, you ain’t getting nothing except maybe a one-way ticket to Palookaville.’ The little Cmmdr asked ‘Why?” and his dad said ‘because you’re a lazy little failure, worthless and stupid.’ The next day the father saw little Cmmdr heading out the front door. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Cmmdr told him 'I’m off to a gun shop.” The father said ‘have fun.’