Reuters 5.30.11 PST 13:56
In the early morning hours, a team of elite Navy SEALS stormed the home of the diminutive shiny-scalped loser and gutted the place of all items connected to his ‘occupation.’ Hauled off were photos and resumes, the works of Stanislavsky, a small list of contacts in the industry, the names & numbers of his representation, a toupee, a video ‘How to Audition,’ and a one and a half page scrapbook listing his accomplishments. “Anything we can do to encourage this moron from seeking employment is good for America,’ said Corporal Seth Green. The theory is that by relieving the Cmmdr of all and any reminders of what it is he has been trying to do over the years will help obliterate the stain his work has left on our culture.
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